UPDATE: Fake Indie Rock Stuff isn't dead + FOUND: Sufjan Stevens’ Hand-Sewn, Fair Trade, Carbon Neutral Monogrammed Santa Cap

A quick note: My attorney has asked me not to comment on the C & D order from Macca's camp, but for those who alleged via direct message, email, or post that it might have had to do with a certain shepherd and a physician's signature, all I can say is all I can say on the matter.

- Fake Indie Rocker

Sufjan Stevens’ Hand-Sewn, Fair Trade, Carbon Neutral Monogrammed Santa Cap, "Suffy"

Sufjan Stevens looovvves Christmas. Two or five (?) huge ass box sets of traditional holiday standards and his own indie-centric brand of quirky originals should end any speculation there, but if the yuletide discography was poofed out of existence, there would still be this. Don’t ask us how we got a hold of it. You don’t want to know. Thanks for all of your letters and kind words of support.

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (hopefully we'll be back in 2013).